A Santa Fe art exhibit is best appreciated sitting down – it features hand-painted toilets.
“It’s a fun, silly way to raise water awareness,” said Ouida MacGregor, a member of the New Mexico Rotary Club that’s sponsoring the show.
The colored commodes will be judged in a “Potty Pageant” this summer, and the winning artist will receive a water-conserving washing machine.
Cops were sent to a woman’s home – after a neighbor beefed about a busty snowwoman.
Crystal Lynn, of Kent, Ohio, said she went for a realistic touch when she used two blobs of snow for breasts. Police asked her to take the breasts off, but she refused, opting to drape a maroon tablecloth around the figure’s shoulders.
“She looked really good, like she was getting ready to go to a party,” Lynn said.
Police Capt. James Goodlet said it was the first time he’d fielded a complaint about an indecent snow figure in 26 years on the force.
Nominees for the Darwin Awards – prizes for the dumbest way to die – have been named, and this year’s picks are real doozies.
One nominee died in Arizona’s Mohave County Jail when he defecated on his cell floor, slipped in his own feces and struck his head on the ground. Another is a Ukrainian man who was blown up when his dog retrieved a hand grenade he’d just thrown at cops.
The awards, picked by a Manhattan-based humor group, are given posthumously to people who have “improved our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways.”
Adam Komoroski is a real can-doo-doo kind of guy – he’s just opened the Dirty Deeds Pooper Scooper Service, which cleans up after canines, for a price.
“Some customers can’t pick up pet waste because of a disability or lack of time, and others just don’t want to,” explains Komoroski, of Green Bay, Wis.
“Some think it’s funny or laugh. I like doing it. It doesn’t bother me.”
You’ve heard of it raining cats and dogs – but how about raining moose?
A driver escaped with minor injuries after a 770-pound female moose fell off a cliff and onto his car in Aust-Agder, Norway.
“We didn’t even have time to think when there came this enormous thud,” said the shaken motorist, Leo Henriksen, who suffered minor hand injuries.
The tragic moose died.