A dumber-than-dumb crook was nabbed after he returned to the bank he robbed to deposit the stolen cash into his account.
Jesse Leonard Youngblood, 36, will now be cooling his heels in the slammer for 33 years to life for the heist at a Bank of America branch in Oroville, Calif.
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Brent Allen was getting away with snapping photos under girls’ skirts until he began to brag about it, police said.
“This one is my favorite. She isn’t wearing panties,” Allen, 42, allegedly said as he showed his sicko handiwork to waitress Christa Reynolds at the Rhinos and Jocks sports bar in Austin, Texas.
Reynolds went to the cops, and now Allen could face up to two years behind bars.
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A New Zealand outdoor-clothing company is changing its name for the Australian market because guys there don’t want the word “fairy” on their coats.
Fairydown is becoming Zone because “the guys in Australia just didn’t feel comfortable . . . in a jacket with Fairydown written all over it,” said company marketing director Hugo Venteer.
Sir Edmund Hillary, a proud Kiwi who wore Fairydown during his famed Mount Everest climb, says the Aussies are being ridiculous.
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Scientists in Scotland have discovered fossils of the world’s oldest genitals.
The penis of the 400 million-year-old daddy-long-legs is remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine says.
The previous oldest penis, dating back 100 million years and found in Brazil, belonged to an ostracod – an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas.
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Undertakers say they expect a boom in upcoming years, thanks to the large crop of aging baby boomers.
“We don’t want people to die, but if they are dead, we want to provide them with a good service,” said Henry Keizer, secretary-general of the International Cremation Federation, at a weekend conference in Sofia, Italy.
The conference also discussed the problem of old-fashioned crematoria, which Keizer said are “not much different from a very large pizza oven.”