An Illinois man was busted for DWI – on his lawnmower.
Paul Schwarztrauber was pulled over and charged with DWI after he was seen driving a lawnmower erratically on a Fairview Heights street.
The homeowner, with two previous DWI convictions, had been driving the mower with his infant daughter on his lap.
Is he getting his just desserts?
A student at Danbury HS in Ohio has been expelled and faces a possible assault rap for throwing a pie “too hard” in his principal’s face during a fund-raiser.
Blake Molnar, 15, got into trouble after Karen Abbot complained to cops that the teen threw the pie too hard, causing her head to snap back.
School officials told students they could throw pies at their least favorite teachers during the event.
A 55-year-old Georgia assembly worker claims he was fired from his job at Caterpillar Inc. in Atlanta because he couldn’t pee under pressure.
Tom Smith, who suffers from Shy Bladder Syndrome, said he was unable to urinate for a drug test, despite having downed bottles of water and being given three hours to complete the task.
“This is supposed to be a country where losing a job for a disorder like that shouldn’t be a problem,” said Smith, who has filed a discrimination suit against Caterpillar.
An Oregon woman went crazy during an argument with her boyfriend over a Bible verse and poured boiling oil on his face.
Angela Morris, 19, of Eugene, was charged with domestic-violence assault.
Her boyfriend suffered severe burns on his face, neck and chest.
It’s unclear which verse sparked the crazed attack.
Residents of an Ohio nursing home got the scare of their lives when a deer crashed through a window and ran amok.
After breaking through the window of the Good Shepherd Home in Fostoria, the deer ran down a hallway, entered the rooms of three residents and charged into a lounge area, where it was corralled by cops.
Five people suffered minor injuries.