October 17, 2006
Will You Pay To Watch Tyson Fight?
October 17, 2006 | 11:20pmMike Tyson begins his World Tour on Friday with an exhibition against a guy who has lost his last five fights. And it will cost you $29.95 to watch. By...
It's Always Something.
October 17, 2006 | 7:59pmBy FRED KERBERAnother injury and this one has a rotation regular out indefinitely.Rookie Marcus Williams, the No. 2 man on the point guard depth chart, injured his left wrist during...
Houston's "20'' remains a curse
October 17, 2006 | 5:38pmBy MARC BERMANRetired Allan Houston showed up at the Knicks’ morning shootaround, his former “No. 20’’ jersey already jinxing Isiah Thomas' new prized addition.Jared Jeffries asked to wear Houston’s old...
BIG BOARD WASN'T ALWAYS A STICKLER ON 'RULES'
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTODAY I'm going to give the New York Stock exchange specialists who are on trial for illegal trading their best defense against those allegations. Ready? Here it is. The NYSE...
LABRANCHE SHARES TANK AS PROFIT FALLS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amShares of LaBranche took a nosedive yesterday after profits at the largest trading firm on the New York Stock Exchange came in worse than expected - another sign that electronic...
WWE GETS WEINSTEINS IN THE RING
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe Weinstein Company is expected today to announce a deal to become the exclusive DVD distributor of the highly lucrative World Wrestling Entertainment film library, The Post has learned. The...
E. SIDE RENT ON W. SIDE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amEVERYBODY wants bragging rights when it comes to super-high rents. Latest to join the party is the Moinian Group, which wants it known that an early lease renewal and expansion...
FEDS' KEY WITNESS BLAMES FINNERTY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amFederal prosecutors spent the first day of New York Stock Exchange trader David Finnerty's trial establishing the close connection between their key witnesses and the indicted Wall Street pro. Feeling...
STUY STAKES - METLIFE PUSHING THROUGH BIDS; ISTITHMAR PULLS OUT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amAs nervous tenants waited to hear the results, seven to eight edgy bidders were ready to plop down a collective $40 billion yesterday in the hopes of securing the rights...
TRUMAN LEAVES ART MAG - TENSIONS OVER COSTS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amEx-Condé Nast Editorial Director James Truman stepped down as CEO of LTB Media - home to the new Culture & Travel magazine - amid signs of behind-the-scenes tension with the...
WEILL MAKES CHARLIE FROWN
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA face-off is brewing between legendary Citigroup titan Sandy Weill and Charlie Gasparino, a reporter who is credited with breaking some of the more titillating tales of Wall Street misconduct....
OLD NAVY NAMES NEW PREZ
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe Gap Inc. announced the appointment of Dawn Robertson as the new president of its Old Navy division, The Post has learned. Currently a senior executive with Australian retailer Coles...
DOW NIPS AT 12,000 ON STRONG EARNINGS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amWall Street wrote more history yesterday as the blue chip index came to within just 3 points of striking the celebrated 12,000 mark. Driven by strong earnings across America's key...
STALKING FAME
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amESTEBAN, the guitarist who looks like Zorro in his black, flat-brimmed bolero hat and super-dark wraparound shades, is what bluesmen call a "back door man." Nothing's ever come easy for...
MIRREN'S FINAL 'SUSPECT'
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amHELEN Mirren - who is riding a wave of adulation for her role in the hit movie, "Queen" - is heading back to TV next month in the final installment...
FOOT-BRAWL ANALYST TO GET THE BOOT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amANOTHER sports commentator lost his job this week - former University of Miami player Lamar Thomas, who seemed to condone a bench-clearing brawl during a Hurricanes game last Saturday. "Now...
SALMA TURNS 'UGLY'
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSALMA Hayek, the brainy beauty behind "Ugly Betty," is returning to her TV roots to star in the popular ABC drama she executive produces. Hayek, who got her start in...
LITTLE CROC - STEVE IRWIN'S 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TAKING OVER FOR HER DAD ON TV
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amBINDI Irwin, the young daughter of "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin, is making a new wildlife series - appearing with her dad. There will be no mention of Steve Irwin's death...
STARR REPORT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amLinda's a shoe-in Linda Dano, who'll play Jennifer Connelly's mother on the big screen in "Reservation Road," goes live on QVC tomorrow (7-10 p.m.) for the network's annual "FFANY Shoes...
GIFT RAPPED - ICE-T 'SCHOOLS' PREP KIDS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amWHAT'S Ice-T doing at York Prep? Actually, Mr. T (not to be confused with the other Mr. T) is a visiting professor who is trying to teach eight seventhand eighth-graders...
WHAT'S UP, PUNTA CANA? - EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTHERE'S no greater compliment than when Mediterraneans choose you over their own backyard. Score one for Punta Cana, then, located on the eastern tip of the Dominican Republic, whose pretty...
NEW RULES! - EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHANGES IN PASSPORT LAW
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amPASSPORTS are our blue, pocket-sized life stories told in halfpressed polychromatic stamps instead of words - oh yeah, it's also the last thing you want to leave in the backseat...
EUREKA! - STALKING THE ELUSIVE LUXURY HOTEL IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC; JEWEL IN THE ROUGH
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amNATURAL beauty and a generous spirit abound in the Dominican Republic. Unfortunately, both seem to elude me in my travels there. Two years ago, I booked a stay at a...
SCHOOL FOR COOL - HOW THESE TEENS WENT FROM GEEK TO CHIC IN A WEEK; GETTING A BETTER GRADE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSEVEN days to a brand new you? No problem. Armed with a team of experts - beauty, fashion and lifestyle - The Post took two Forest Hills High School students...
STATEN ISLAND FOR DUMMIES
October 17, 2006 | 4:00am'STATEN Island girls stand out wherever they are," says Danielle, 21, an aspiring actress who's desperate to shake her hard-core New York-ese accent. "People know. They look at us and...
LABOR-BOSS QUEENS POL TO BE INDICTED
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amQueens Assemblyman and labor leader Brian McLaughlin will be indicted on corruption charges today, it was reported last night. The powerful Democrat - who resigned from his position as president...
'DIDDY' PATRON SHOT IN LEG
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA man was shot in the leg early this morning after partying at a Chelsea club owned by rap impresario Sean "P. Diddy" Combs. The victim was among four men...
NEWTOWN CREEK GETS AN OIL CHECK
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe feds will conduct a study of Newtown Creek to see if the public is at risk from a 17 million gallon underground oil spill there nearly three decades ago,...
THE PAGE-STALKER THAT DEMS LIONIZED
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTHE death over the weekend of former Rep. Gerry Studds, the first openly gay member of Congress, is a stark reminder of how much all those howls of Democratic outrage...
CITY'S MASS APPEAL - TOPS IN TRANSIT USE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMore than one-third of Americans who use mass transit to commute live in the New York metropolitan area - and our share is going up, a study has found. Thirty-eight...
JEANINE GAINS BUT STILL FAR BEHIND
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amJeanine Pirro cut into Andrew Cuomo's lead by 4 percentage points in the attorney general's race in a new poll taken several weeks after she revealed she is the subject...
BLOOMY DEFENDS HEVESI
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMayor Bloomberg defended State Comptroller Alan Hevesi yesterday, calling him an "honest" man, despite Hevesi's confession that he used a public employee to chauffeur his wife around for the past...
WAR FOES TURN ON HILL
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSen. Hillary Clinton received a "champion of Democracy Award" yesterday from a powerful Democratic women's group - but was heckled by anti-war protesters. While delivering the keynote address at a...
SCHOOLS NEED MORE PEST KILLERS: UNION
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amCharging that mice infestation in school cafeterias has spiraled out of control, union officials yesterday urged Mayor Bloomberg to triple the number of exterminators. The plea came a day after...
BRAVE GIRL DARES TO DEFY KILLER
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA 16-year-old girl who called 911 from a closet after being brutalized by the man who murdered her mother and brother showed the same courage yesterday as she confronted the...
CAT'S A RUNAWAY WINNER
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA 15-month-old Long Island cat, basking in his glory after being named a champion at a Madison Square Garden cat show, jumped from a judge's arms and set off a...
WORD 'WAR' STUNNER - JOE & NED DEBATE BARELY TOUCHES ON IRAQ
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSTAMFORD, Conn. - The Iraq war, the issue that has dominated the Senate race between Joe Lieberman and Ned Lamont, was hardly mentioned as the two faced off yesterday. None...
WRONG CALL, SPACE CADETS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSpace buffs were in seventh heaven yesterday - they thought ET had finally phoned his home away from home. But it turned out to be mixed signals. An online posting...
CAR SINKS AS PIER SLIPS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA parking pier for the Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, N.J., partially collapsed yesterday, sending one car into the Hudson River and two others almost following, said a university...
KOREA NUKE SMALL BUT DEADLY - U.S. CONFIRMS BLAST WAS REAL DEAL
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amWASHINGTON - As U.S. officials confirmed that North Korea conducted a nuclear test, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice prepared to jet off for the Far East today to "rally the...
TRUCKS' SOOT HAS SO. BX. KIDS GASPING
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amPollution from diesel trucks is largely responsible for South Bronx kids' having one of the highest asthma rates in the city, a study has found. NYU researchers had 40 students...
CARDINAL STRIVING TO CLEAR TOXIC AIR
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amEDWARD Cardinal Egan finally took things seriously yesterday. For a man critics accuse of being aloof, he quickly went to work doing some personal one-on-one damage control to clear the...
GUIDE TO BEAT TICKETS - WRITTEN BY A JUDGE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amNever pay a parking ticket - without a fight. That's the advice of former parking-violations Judge Haskell Nussbaum, whose new book "Beat That Parking Ticket" offers inside tips on getting...
DA EYES 'RIP-OFF' OF JUDGE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe Brooklyn District Attorney's Office said yesterday it will investigate the alleged theft of $187,000 from the account of an elderly ex-judge by his court-appointed guardian. The announcement was greeted...
FINAL FAREWELL FOR YANK LIDLE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amCory Lidle's heartbroken loved ones will give the late Yankee pitcher one final big-league ovation today, during memorial services near his Southern California home. Lidle, killed Wednesday in a fiery...
DOLANS BEHIND BID TO DERAIL STATION: STATE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amGov. Pataki's economic-development czar yesterday blasted Madison Square Garden's owners for blocking approval of the $900 million Moynihan train station, charging that they want the Farley Post Office site for...
MADONNA'S A KID 'SNATCHER' - TAKES AFRICA TOT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMadonna yesterday foiled foes trying to block her from adopting a baby boy in Malawi - by suddenly whisking the child from the impoverished African country. The move brought outcry...
GANG TAPED OWN ATTACK
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA gang of pool hall punks brazenly videotaped their vicious beating and stabbing of an 18-year-old Queens high school student over the weekend, the District Attorney's office said yesterday. Ryan...
SICKENING VICTIM ACT FOOLED JUDGE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amIT WAS all just an act. Lynne Stewart, a former lawyer who specialized in spreading terror and hate around the world, lumbered into a courtroom looking sick, crestfallen and oh,...
NYPD DAILY BLOTTER
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTHE BRONX * Police are asking for help in finding this suspect (above) in connection with a homicide in Williamsbridge last May, authorities said yesterday. Shawn Morrison, 24, is wanted...
DINOSAUR STOLEN? YOU BET JURASSIC
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA dinosaur has disappeared on Long Island. Not by extinction this time - someone made off with a life-size fiberglass replica of a meat-eating deinonychus. The 10-foot-long, 5-foot-high model raptor...
HALL OF SHAME - W'CHESTER TARGETS DEADBEAT DADS WITH ADS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amWestchester officials are using a new weapon to get deadbeat dads to live up to their responsibilities - publicly shaming them by showing their photos in a newspaper. "Pay Up...
HUNG JURY IN GRID-SLAY TRIAL
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe murder trial of a Bronx teen accused of gunning down a high-school football star ended yesterday in a hung jury. Several jurors said there wasn't enough evidence to convict...
CELEB CHEF AND CALVIN SQUARE OFF
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amRenowned chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten might want something to come between him and his neighbor Calvin Klein. An insurance company says the designer caused a very unfashionable $80,000 worth of water...
QUACK GUILTY IN DEATH OF BANKER - ADMITS HE GOT HIGH BEFORE SURGERY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA notorious, coke-addicted, quack plastic surgeon yesterday admitted causing the death of his last patient, whose body he tried to hide by burying it under concrete at his New Jersey...
TERROR-AID LAWYER'S LAST LAUGH IS ON U.S.
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA grinning and gloating Lynne Stewart declared "victory" yesterday after a federal judge sentenced the civil-rights lawyer to just 28 months behind bars for helping a U.S.-hating terror mastermind communicate...
EGAN HITS BACK AT DOUBLE CROSSERS - LOYAL PRIESTS RALLY IN DEFENSE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amEdward Cardinal Egan yesterday met with more than 30 of his top priests to rebut "line-by-line" a scathing anonymous letter that calls for a "no-confidence" vote in his leadership of...
'HERO' MOTHER EXPELLED - BROUGHT SCHOOLKID SANDWICH
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amAll Solanger Cabral wanted to do was deliver a ham-and-cheese Blimpie hero to her fifth-grade daughter at school - but the Manhattan parent leader wound up being grilled by the...
COP'S DIRTY DOLE - WELFARE 'CHEAT'
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA Mercedes-driving probationary city cop has been arrested on charges that she was receiving welfare while getting paid $40,000 as one of New York's Finest, authorities said yesterday. Julie Sullivan,...
BOLD GANG FILMS STAB ASSAULT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA gang of pool-hall punks brazenly videotaped their vicious beating and stabbing of an 18-year-old Queens high-school student over the weekend, the District Attorney's Office said yesterday. Ryan Hubicsak, 19,...
N.Y. MASS TRANSIT USERS LEAD NATION
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMore than one-third of Americans who use mass transit to commute live in the New York metropolitan area - and our share is going up, a study has found. Thirty-eight...
DWI-SLAY JURY AT AN IMPASSE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe judge in a Long Island DWI murder case yesterday ordered the jury sequestered after it failed to reach a verdict against Martin Heidgen, who was allegedly drunk when he...
'GREEN' ARNIE $CORES BIG IN NY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amArnold Schwarzenegger enjoyed a doubly green day in New York yesterday, promoting measures against global warming and collecting hefty campaign checks at a fund-raiser hosted by Mayor Bloomberg. Both Bloomberg...
MARINE'S NEW DRILL - AMPUTEE SHOWS HIS STEPS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMarine hero Sgt. John Jones put on his dress uniform last night so he could "cut some rug" with his stunning wife, Amber - not bad for a double amputee....
WRIST SLAP FOR SMIRK JERK TERROR ATTORNEY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amA grinning, gloating Lynne Stewart declared "victory" yesterday after a federal judge sentenced the civil-rights lawyer to just 28 months behind bars for helping a U.S.-hating terror mastermind communicate with...
GREEN-BACKED GOV - ECO-PAL ARNIE $CORES IN N.Y.
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amArnold Schwarzenegger enjoyed a doubly green day in New York yesterday, promoting measures against global warming and collecting hefty campaign checks at a fundraiser hosted by Mayor Bloomberg. Both Bloomberg...
WEDDING-CAR DWI JURY LOCKED
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe judge in a Long Island DWI murder case yesterday ordered the jury sequestered after the panel said it could not reach a verdict against the alleged drunk driver charged...
HI-TECH HEAD GAMES
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amGift-givers would have a tough time sliding this futuristic baby under the Christmas tree. The ever-fertile brains at Toshiba - who probably have far too much time on their hands...
YANKS AX STRENGTH COACH
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe reshaping of the Yankees continued yesterday when strength and conditioning coach Jeff Mangold was let go. Mangold, 52, recently completed his ninth year with the Yankees. It was his...
PASSING JUDGMENT
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amJets Report CardQUARTERBACKS: B Chad Pennington (17-29, 175 yards, 2 TDs, 99.1 rating) bounced back well after tough previous week against another tough defense.RUNNING BACKS: C Rookie Leon Washington (11-58)...
THEY'RE ON A RUSH
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amGiants Report CardQUARTERBACKS: B+ Eli Manning (17-30, 180 yards, 2 TDs) shook off two first-quarter INTs and rough start with big finish, showing what's becoming his trademark resiliency. Superb second...
SMASHING SUCCESS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThe Giants would like to believe they left a calling-card down in Atlanta, a forget-me-not they hope will carry them forward into Monday night's showdown in Dallas in what figures...
RUNNIN' ON EMPTY - METS SAY MOLINA NOT CAUSE OF STEAL SLUMP
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - The go-go Mets have yet to get going on the base paths in the NLCS against the Cardinals, but they say it's only a matter of time....
WINLESS NETS NOT PANICKY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThree games, three losses, three yields of 100 points or more. Time to panic about the Nets' defense? "A little too early," proclaimed Jason Kidd. And really, the key to...
CARLOS CLUB DRIVIN' CARDS BATTY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - People think Carlos Beltran and Carlos Delgado must be joined at the hip. They're both from Puerto Rico, were good friends before they were Mets and they're...
SLUMP-BUSTING HIT RELAXES JOSE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - When Jose Valentin reached second base Sunday night after his bases-clearing double in the sixth inning of Game 4 of the NLCS, he clapped his hands then...
METS' MAGIC CONCOCTION: WIN IT IN SIX
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - The Mets better win the NLCS in six games because - home-field edge or not - they would be at a distinct disadvantage for Game 7. Rain...
LESTER OPTS FOR HOFSTRA
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amNathaniel Lester, who helped lead Canarsie to the PSAL basketball semifinals last year as a junior, is expected to give a verbal commitment to Hofstra at a press conference tomorrow....
LA RUSSA STICKING WITH WEAVER
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - Provided an opportunity by last night's rainout, Tony La Russa decided going with Jeff Weaver on regular rest was a better option for the Cardinals than Chris...
MARTIN AIN'T - CURTIS STILL NOT READY TO RETURN
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amIt'll be a little while longer before Curtis Martin has a chance to get back onto the field - if at all. In the wake of the Jets' key 20-17...
IT'S FAST TIMES AT THOMAS HIGH
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amLOOKING to appreciatively amp up the offense, Isiah Thomas' Knicks racked up 21 fastbreak points against the 76ers while notching 102 points en route to their second straight exhibition win....
GLAVINE DOESN'T RULE OUT GAME 7 APPEARANCE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amMET NOTES ST. LOUIS - Even though last night's rainout would mean he loses a day of rest between now and a potential Game 7, Tom Glavine said the rainout...
FLAT ALBERT - FANS, 'MATES GIVE PUJOLS PASS ON SLIDE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - The player with the biggest paycheck is struggling in October. His team had the LCS and the Mets by the throat, but let them go. No, this...
WRISTY BUSINESS: JEFFRIES OUT 3-8 WEEKS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amIt wouldn't be a Knick season without some bad news, and the team got its first bit yesterday - learning that small forward Jared Jeffries will be lost from three...
SHAN THE MAN - BRENDAN (& TEAM DEFENSE) LIFT RANGERS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amRangers 4 - Devils 2 The difference was that the Rangers finally remembered Defense Matters, and thanked the Devils for reminding them. "We seem to be able to rise to...
ROYAL SUCCESS BEHIND KING HENRIK
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTHEY played in straight lines, they went to the net, they came back with the same speed, purpose and snarl with which they skated forward, and they reduced the game...
NO PROBLEMS WITH DUNHAM
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amSHOOTOUT: Predators 2 - Islanders 1 Rick DiPietro may have signed the longest deal in NHL history this summer, but that doesn't mean the Islanders are immune to a good,...
VICK'S 'VANILLA' JUST SOUR
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amGIANT NOTES Michael Vick following Sunday's 27-14 loss called the Giants defense "pretty vanilla." The Giants believe there was some tuttifrutti in Vick's comment. "If we played a vanilla defense...
TIKI-NOLOGY - AMERICA'S BACK RUNS ON SMARTS, WILL
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amTiki Barber never imagined this kind of career, wasn't supposed to become the greatest running back in Giants history. He came from a broken home, he was too small, he...
DAVID LOOKING AT HIS SLUMP THE WRIGHT WAY
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - The third baseman for New York has stepped to the plate 17 times so far in the Championship Series. He's had four walks. He's had one hit....
WET METS HAVE TO WAIT - A DAY LATER, AMAZIN'S SET FOR GAME 5
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amST. LOUIS - There will be normal rest for Tom Glavine now, as he attempts to snap the NLCS tie tonight. Last night's scheduled Game 5 was rained out in...
BEST OF ENEMIES - RANGERS, DEVS RENEW BORDER WAR
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amThey know, even with three Cups since the Rangers' last, six division titles in nine seasons, and last spring's first-round sweep. The Devils come to the Garden and they're reminded...
LET THE BCS DEBATE BEGIN
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amCollege Notes THE BCS standings are out and you can see the injustice coming like a Joel Zumaya fastball. The chances of at least one undefeated team getting left out...
ISLES HAPPY WITH BLAKE ON TOP LINE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amIt's funny how things turn out. Jason Blake came to the Islanders as a fourth-line pest in 2001 and has since evolved into a top-line player, someone who's not afraid...
HENRIK'S PLAY HAS BEEN NET LOSS
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amYES it's true, all of it's true. Jaromir Jagr hasn't been the same. The third and fourth lines haven't been the same. The discipline hasn't been the same. The aura...
WEIRD BUT TRUE
October 17, 2006 | 4:00amWhen James Kranz climbed onto the roof of a Midvale, Utah, school to shoot video of his kid's football game, a cop mistook him for a sniper, ordered the field...
curtis martin
October 17, 2006 | 12:45amThis being my first blog entry on our newly-launched New York Post site, allow my to introduce myself. I'm Mark Cannizzaro. I'm the Jets' beat writer and golf writer who...