We don’t normally review movies that aren’t opening in NYC, but I was happy to make an exception for “Harry Kirkpatrick’s” “Shortcut to Happiness,” which was known as Alec Baldwin‘s “The Devil and Daniel Webster” when it was shot back in 2001. Baldwin’s long-running battles with his producers and his attempts to distance himself from the flick (which was long ago taken out of hands) have been reported for years on Page Six, so the least I could do was file a one-star review for this disaster, even if Big Apple residents will have to travel to Rochester to see it. “Captivity,” a torture-porn epic from the once respected Roland Joffe (“The Killing Fields”) is slipping into NYC without advance screenings. This one-star review we’ve imported from our sister paper, the Sunday Times of London, as a public service confirms our worst suspicions. “Captivity” is the only new wide release foolhardy enough to go up against “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” which smashed the record for a Wednesday opening this week and will be well on its way to $200 million by the end of the weekend, even if it’s more than a bit of a slog for non-Potterheads.