Two Massachusetts teens were busted when they applied for a door-to-door sales permit – and cops smelled an odor of marijuana on them.
The officers also found several cans of beer in the 18-year-olds’ car. Both were charged with pot and alcohol possession.
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A drunken, naked man caused three accidents on I-95 in Delaware.
Ardonas Gilbert, 26, was busted and charged with assault and public drunkenness after three cars were wrecked trying to avoid him as he ran down the interstate. He even allegedly punched two people who tried to stop him.
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A Wisconsin man shot one of his family’s goats after his wife failed to buy him beer.
Peter Mischler, 48, was angry at his daughter for letting the goats out and then called his wife and told her to buy beer.
She refused, and he went into the yard and shot the animal. He was charged with mistreatment of animals.
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St. Louis zoo officials were baffled when a cheetah managed to scale a 10-foot-tall wall and escape.
“We have no idea how the cat got up there,” said official Jack Grisham. “We have a million theories. It could have been the cats playing with one another and it made the lucky jump – or unlucky jump.”
The cat was quickly tranquilized and returned to its pen unharmed.
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Now THIS is a cat burglar. For the past four years, a cat that lives in a Chinese restaurant across from Windsor Castle in England has brazenly wandered into the palace to steal food from the queen’s beloved corgis.
But the cat has become beloved itself, and now gets VIP treatment. The guards allow it in – much to the dismay of the dogs. Lukas I. Alpert, Wire Services