According to comedy fans at Comix
“I wet my pants once. Guess I had a few beers too many.” -Jenny
“I met a guy online, and he didn’t tell me he was a paraplegic in a wheelchair before the date.” – Zora
“I took a girl to see ‘The Notebook,’ and I bawled like a baby at the end.” – Gabe
“I Googled him immediately after the date and found out he was married.” – Josie
“I was ditched by my date while waiting on line at Marquee. She just disappeared.” – Chris