Hondo’s Giant play was nullified last night when Sanchez failed to ascend the hill, which left the earnings holding steady at a crisp 490 candelarias.
Today, he’ll take a shot with Karstens to get the Metamucils out of the flow. Ten units on the Pirates.
Several USC players missed practice this week be cause of an outbreak of jock itch. No wonder those wussy Trojans lost to Stanford last year. Maybe coach Carroll should inform his troops that real players don’t skip practice because of jock itch; they stay on the field and just keep scratching with reckless abandon. . . . A school district in Texas will allow teachers to bring their guns to school this year. While that could be a learning incentive, some Texans are said to be longing for the good old days when the teachers just wanted to have sex with the students, not shoot ’em. Only in Texas, kids, only in Texas.