Oh, deer, the poor child.
A 7-year-old boy playing football in Ohio was sacked by a deer after the ball rolled into the woods.
There, the child encountered the buck, which flipped him with its antlers.
The kid’s 9-year-old friend beat the deer with a stick to make it go away.
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A Dutch company has come up with a “mood bracelet” that it says will let stock pickers know they make a rash decision driven by greed or fear.
By supposedly measuring certain physiological responses, the device can tell when emotions are intensifying, raising the possibility of a poor decision.
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This is what you get for being cheeky.
A German man who mooned a conductor who kicked him off a train was dragged, half-naked, down a platform when his pants got caught in a door.
A passenger pulled the emergency brake before he was injured.
“It’s a miracle he wasn’t badly hurt,” said a cop. “This sort of thing can end up killing you.”
Of course, if it doesn’t, you’ll die of embarrassment anyway.
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He’ll drink to misery!
A homeless man in Russia has risen from the gutter by collecting thousands of empty booze bottles for cash. Apparently, the economic downturn has made people drink more heavily, raising Leonid Konovalov’s prospects.
“This helped me get out of the rubbish dump,” he said. He now works — wait for it! — as a stock trader.