If you keep drinking beer, you may not remember a lot more than just last night.
A new study links beer guts with an increased risk of Alzheimer’s later in life.
The study, conducted at the Boston University School of Medicine, found that people with high levels of visceral fat — fatty tissue that sits around the organs — are at the greatest risk.
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This guy probably hopes he doesn’t remember the night before.
A Pennsylvania man who led cops on a high-speed chase was so drunk that he had to be hauled out of a cornfield in the bucket of tractor because he was too sozzled to stand.
Shawn Anthony Holt, 36, had ditched his truck after driving it through the field to get away from cops.
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They’re the killjoys of sex.
Officials in San Antonio, Texas, ordered a lingerie shop to get a food permit because they sell edible underwear.
Not only does that mean a $230 annual fee, the shop is now subject to regular health inspections.
The owners say the edible drawers are purely novelty.
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The witness-protection program this was not.
Police in Minnesota accidentally placed a murder suspect and the witness who implicated him in the same courtroom holding cell. Naturally, the witness, who was jailed in a separate case, suffered a serious beating.
Officials said a computer error led to the mistake.
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You are safe, grasshopper.
Students at a ninja school in Australia saved a medical student when they discovered him being accosted by would-be muggers outside their dojo.
When the thugs saw the five students in full ninja gear, they ran for the hills.
“I think they are probably still running,’ said the sensei.