If you asked, “What would Jesus do?” the answer probably wouldn’t be: Take his clothes off and block I-95.
A naked man yelling that he was Jesus caused a five-car pileup on northbound I-95 in Darien, Conn., injuring three people and slowing traffic for nearly six hours.
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A woman picking up mail from a Michigan post office ended up trapped for four hours because of a door malfunction.
The facility, in Willis, was closed, but the post-office-box area was open. After the woman went inside, she couldn’t get out.
Another woman who came by hours later to drop off letters saw the trapped customer and called 911.
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Three generations of women in a Minnesota family were all born on June 1.
Roxie Koep was born this June 1, the same birthday as her 29-year-old mother, Rachel Koep, and 56-year-old maternal grandmother Paula Ballanger.
For those of you who didn’t major in math, the chance of a mother having the same birthday as one of her parents and her newborn is 1 in 133,225.
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It’s a stinging indictment!
Putnam County (Fla.) sheriff’s deputies pinched a beekeeper for allegedly taking bees, honey and equipment from rivals.
Authorities claim they found Ruben Josey, 45, in possession of 48 stolen hives and other goods worth thousands of dollars.