Hondo put a big dent in the debt last night when his victories with the Mets, Tigers, Twins and Nats overwhelmed his lone loss with the Cards and slashed the nasty number to 805 agees.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will see what happens when his Kiss of Death meets Santana’s evil ways — 10 units on the Metamucils.
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Charlie Sheen is working on a plea deal in which he’ll receive a 30-day jail sentence for pleading guilty to assaulting his wife on Christmas — with time off during the day to work with an Aspen theater group. He wants to help the male actors find a way to get in touch with their inner rage and direct it at the female actors . . . According to some study, children who are raised by lesbian parents are better adjusted than kids raised by straight parents. Not only that, but somehow they also seem to know instinctively which base to throw to in softball.