The Cubs, showing why they haven’t won since 1908, came up a little shy against the Chisox yester day, which caused Hondo’s negative number to grow to an even-steven 900 stones.
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Pelfrey to get in touch with his inner Gaga by flipping the Birds — 10 units on the Metamucils to let it flow.
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HondoNation should give the USA some BP (big props) for playing favored, but not so slick England to a draw yesterday. It’s fitting that the U.S. scored because it looked like goalie Rob “Greasy Hands” Green might have spilled some oil on his gloves. … Mike Lupica added to his list of media kills this week when it was announced the ESPN Zone, home to his Sports Reporters, is closing. If your scoring at home, the list of deceased publications, TV and radio shows, and media-themed restaurants that have his DNA on them include: the “Daily News Tonight,” The National, El Daily News, Sport Magazine, “The Mike Lupica Show” (on ESPN2), the “Mike Lupica Show” (on WFAN), the Daily News free giveaway/ throw away paper and the ESPN Zone.