Unicorns really don’t exist. If you don’t believe us, just ask the National Pork Board.
The organization wasn’t amused by a joke ad describing canned unicorn as “the new white meat.”
Pork Board lawyers, who apparently have lots of time on their hands, shot off a 12-page letter to the Web site that ran the “ad,” threatening to sue it for horning in on their trademark.
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Lots of people get busted for DWI. But it takes a special kind of drunk to get arrested on a snowmobile. In June.
Cops in upstate Wayland charged Carl Kruchten with driving drunk after he allegedly took a spin through his neighbors’ back yards.
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It all depends which Carolina you’re in.
Legislators in Sullivan Island, SC, are considering a law making it illegal to sing, whistle, yell, shout or holler if anybody nearby is annoyed.
But just over the border in North Carolina, the National Hollerin’ Contest drew a big crowd to the town of Spivey’s Corner.
The winner delivered a hollering rendition of Gershwin’s “Summertime.”
To confuse things further. the song is from “Porgy and Bess,” which is set in South Carolina,
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Guests at graduation ceremonies at Morris Knolls HS in Denville, NJ, will be seeing double — eight times over.
This year’s graduating class includes eight sets of twins, only two sets short of a Guinness record.