Hondo made a huge move on the deficit last night when his victories with the ‘Stros and Metamucils greatly overwhelmed his setback with the Jays to lower the nasty numeral to 920 bostocks.
Today, he’ll go with the American Idle over San tana, who might be slightly distracted by revelations about his swinging on the golf course. Ten units on the Twins.
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Bill Clinton is over in Joburg rooting on Team USA. It seems surprising the ex-Horndog in Chief would be a fan of a sport in which there’s so little scoring … Meanwhile, speaking of horndogs, the masseuse who has accused Al Gore of groping her (and then some) in a hotel is trying to sell her story for $1 mil. As proof, she claims she kept the pants she was wearing when she allegedly was gored by Al. Won der where she got the idea to hang on to those crusty love pants.