Prenup in Aisle 9.
A Wisconsin couple who met in Aisle 9 of a grocery store last year were married there this week.
Members of the wedding party shouted “cleanup on Aisle 9” after toilet-paper streamers flew through the air over the couple.
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A police officer rightly seized 15 cats from a woman driving with them in her car, a South Dakota court ruled.
Justices ruled that the furballs were a public danger because they blocked the ability of driver Patricia Edwards to see outside.
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Who ordered the Rice Stinkies?
Kellogg Co. is voluntarily recalling about 28 million boxes of Apple Jacks, Corn Pops, Froot Loops and Honey Smacks cereals because an unusual smell and flavor from the packages’ liners could make people ill.
Kellogg said about 20 people complained about the cereals, including five who reported nausea and vomiting.
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What can’t you buy at Walmart?
A California couple pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges they tried to sell their baby to strangers outside one of the chain stores.
Salinas sales team Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20 — who were also accused of being high on narcotics when they were arrested at their home — sought just $25 for their 6-month-old, officials said.
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In other human-trafficking news, a town of 40 people in New Zealand is on the market for $708,000 — pub included.
The tiny west coast town of Otira also has a school, fire station, town hall and 18 houses.
Current owners Bill and Christine Hennah, now in their 60s, said they no longer have the energy to run the pub and maintain the town.