The Blue Jays, unlike the rest of the league, were unable to do any damage against the pushovers in Cleveland last night, so Hondo’s deficit ballooned to 930 mcnertneys.
Tonight, it’s a given that Gavin’s due for a change of luck, so Mr. Aitch will plunk down 10 units on Floyd The Barber and the White Sox to slide past Bannister.
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There’s no reason for FIFA not to bring replay to futbol. What the heck, chances are it’ll be used very infrequently due to the overwhelming number of nil- nil tussles . . . Speaking of futbol, only four more years until Americans get to pretend again that they care about the sport . . . Elena Kagan looked cool and calm while listening to all the gasbags on the Senate Judiciary Committee drone on yesterday. Mr. Aitch is guessing the crafty ol’ softball veteran will be able to handle whatever pitches they throw at her.