Could this be the world’s worst case of heartburn?
Cops in Suffolk, Va., are looking for two men and a woman who swiped more than $3,500 worth of Prilosec OTC off the shelves of the local Walmart.
While Prilosec is typically used to treat heartburn and ulcers, it’s also a favorite of illegal-drug users who take it to boost their highs with narcotics.
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Who knew Cupid’s arrow could be fired from a powerful hunter’s bow?
Two lovebirds with a shared passion for bowhunting tied the knot wearing camouflage during a ceremony held in a treetop hunter’s platform in Anamosa, Iowa.
Kim Silver, 42, and Marvin Hunter, 61, punctuated the ceremony by firing arrows at targets.
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People attending graduation ceremonies at two upstate high schools over the weekend couldn’t be blamed for thinking they were seeing double.
Twelve sets of twins graduated from Baker HS in Baldwinsville, while seven sets of twins received their diplomas during ceremonies at nearby Jamesville-DeWitt HS, outside Syracuse.
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A burglar broke into a home in Dyersburg, Tenn. — and promptly fell asleep on the couch before he could steal anything, cops said.
The 22-year-old suspect allegedly broke a window, kicked in the door and then took his ill-timed snooze before sheriff’s deputies gave him a rude awakening.
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Love and computers no longer mix in the Chinese army.
Commanders of the 2.3 million strong People’s Liberation Army have banned Internet dating, fearing soldiers could let sensitive information slip in online pillow talk.
As a result, one officer in Tibet said he’s enlisted the help of a local matchmaker, while police in Hainan province have organized a party for single soldiers to meet women.