Talk about Wild Turkey.
Several Big Apple pubs are serving gaggles of vodka-infused gobblers today — each cooked with enough booze to make even the hardiest pilgrim see double.
O’Casey’s Tavern in Midtown started offering the turkey dinners — pumped up with 100-proof Georgi vodka — last year.
More than 450 of the sauced birds were sold.
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How cheesy!
A man wearing a Bob Dylan backstage pass ordered 178 pies, worth $3,900, from an Amherst, Mass., pizzeria.
He said he’d return in several hours — after Dylan’s performance at the University of Massachusetts — to deliver them to the legendary folksinger’s crew.
But he turned out to be a hoaxer. And he’s still blowin’ in the wind.
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What a gnarly dude!
Bill Laify of San Clemente, Calif., surfed nonstop for 26 hours to break the Guinness 24-hour record.
His feat hasn’t been officially confirmed.
But his boss, surfing-equipment manufacturer Michael Figueroa, said that Laify reached his goal even though he wound up looking like a “waterlogged prune.”
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Just the sight of this cop should make the toughest criminal tremble.
Peach the Chihuahua has been sworn in to the force in western Japan.
The primary job for the six-pound pooch will be search and rescue — because he can fit in spaces too small for other cops.
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She declared a jihad on her future son-in-law.
A Russian mother who disapproved of the man her daughter was to marry called cops to say the bride-to-be — who was about to fly out of the country to meet her fiancé — was a terrorist.
The mother was busted on suspicion of making a false terror report.