The gals weren’t “dying” to get their hands on this dirty cash.
A bank-robbery suspect was busted at a Southfield, Mich., strip club after he allegedly hung red-dye-coated bills on the strippers’ G-strings, and the manager called cops.
Sometimes in bank robberies, tellers hand over cash stacks with exploding dye packs that spew ink on the cash and the robber.
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This pizza guy will do anything to protect the pepperoni.
A loyal Papa John’s deliverer in Daytona, Fla., refused to hand over $26 in pies to a robber, and held on tight even after the thug nailed him with a stun gun.
The deliverer wasn’t badly hurt, and cops soon busted a suspect.
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A 13-year-old bullied by other students at a Boynton Beach, Fla., school turned into a little terror herself.
She was busted after she allegedly created a health scare by sticking 20 classmates with needles.
None of the stabbed kids appeared to be seriously hurt, but blood tests will be conducted to see if any transmittable diseases were spread.
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A brazen thief robbed a hotel in Hobart, Australia, while hundreds of cops were on the premises partying before the start of a law-enforcement Aussie-rules football championship.
The crook made off with hundreds of dollars from a gaming room when a clerk left a cash register unattended for a moment.
Red-faced detectives are studying surveillance video.
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Instead of a historical figure or a politician, New Zealand has emblazoned one side of a new legal-tender coin with a “hobbit.”
The dollar coin bears an image of Bilbo Baggins to commemorate the new movie prequel to “Lord of the Rings,” which was filmed in New Zealand.
The reverse side is more traditional, bearing the image of Queen Elizabeth II.
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