Hondo ended up running in place again yesterday when he hit with the Yankees, was rinsed with the Rays and missed with the Dodgers, leaving the deficit holding at 605 vuckoviches.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch has pulled an ace out of the deck — 20 units on Wainwright and the Cards to cut down Los Braves (as Carlos Danger likes to call them).
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Anthony Weiner’s former sext buddy, Sydney “Fine Corinthian” Leathers, said his staying power during their phone sex sessions was all of about 30 seconds. Maybe he should have scrapped “Carlos Danger” as his alias and gone with “Speedy Gonzalez.” … Just as The Most Interesting Man in the World signs off with: “Stay thirsty, my friends,” rumor has it Carlos Danger, The Most Perverted Man in the World, has his own signature signoff: “Stay horny, my friends.” … According to a survey, more than 60 percent of British women check their cells while having sex. Carlos Danger claims they’re all looking for junk mail from him.