The Cubs came through beautifully for Hondo yesterday, but the Cards again betrayed him in Atlanta, so the negative number was reduced only to 895 petrocellis.
Tonight, it looks like a good night for Price shoppers in Fenway – 20 units on the Rays over the Sawx. Also, Mr. Aitch expects Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher, Leake, to hose the Pods.
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Diane Lane reportedly will play the lead role in “Hillary,” in an upcoming NBC miniseries on Hillary Clinton’s life from 1998 to the present. Filming will start as soon as the prop department can design and assemble some sort of apparatus that will make Lane’s butt look like it belongs in a double-wide pantsuit … The role of Bill Clinton so far hasn’t been cast. Rumor has it producers plan to hold an open casting call for horndogs afflicted with Peyronie’s disease.