He sees them when they’re twerking. He knows when they’re awake at 4 a.m. These celebrities better watch out, ’cause Santa Claus is coming to town! Find out below who’s on his naughty list this year.
Miley Cyrus
The former Disney star may have earned a permanent spot on the Naughty List by humping her way through her MTV Video Music Awards performance alone. With incessant twerking and a new affection for creepy ’80s panties, Miley is definitely at the top of the list.
Lamar Odom
Rob Ford
You made crack fun, but it’s still wack.
Paula Deen
Santa loves all the little boys and girls. Not on his good list? Racist blowhards with a 1960s vocabulary.
Kanye West
We have it on good authority that Santa is close pals with Jesus, and he doesn’t take too kindly to you calling yourself Yeezus and/or a god. Also, you are a terrible person.
Alex Rodriguez
Just say nope to dope, kids — otherwise you’ll turn into this dude who’s begging for coal this year.
Thamsanqa Jantjie
Maybe don’t sign jibberish at Nelson Mandela’s funeral if you were in a group that burned men to death.
Reese Witherspoon
Santa has not yet forgotten that Reese drunkenly spouted “Do you know my name?” at a cop who was arresting her husband for a DUI back in April.
Justin Bieber
Alec Baldwin
Lance Armstrong
Liar, liar, Santa’s going to set your pants on fire.
Simon Cowell
Britney Spears
Britney promised us her “most personal album” yet this year, but instead we got lackluster mediocrity and not a single live performance leading up to her Vegas residency. While these offenses may not be quite as horrific as the others on the Naughty List, they cut the deepest.
Julianne Hough
Girl, please.