A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested for exposing himself at a bar and then trying to have sex with an ATM machine and a picnic table, according to published reports.
Lonnie Hutton drunkenly stumbled into Boro Bar and Grill, a local watering hole in Murfreesboro, where he dropped his trousers and exposed his genitalia. He then proceeded to mount an ATM machine, a police reports states, according to ABC-6 WATE.com.
The cops were called and they found a nude Hutton, vigorously thrusting his hips into the air, ABC reported.
Police then escorted the drunken man outside and asked him to sit on the picnic table.
That’s when he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” the police report stated, according to ABC.
Hutton was arrested and charged with public intoxication and taken to Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.
He is scheduled to appear in court July 1.