Hondo K’d with Kershaw and the Dodgers, who were finished off by the Cardinals Tuesday to raise the accounts payable to 1,400 hartacks.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will vacate the ball park for Belmont Park, where he will heed the wise counsel of Victor The Post Picker and put five-unit win wagers on Elroi in the seventh and Countess Twice in the ninth.
Queen Elizabeth II has made former mayor Michael Bloomberg an Honorary Knight of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire for his “prodigious entrepreneurial and philanthropic endeavors.” It’s about time the SuperNanny also was honored in his native country with a prestigious award, maybe something like the Meddle of Honor. … Speaking of awards, Obama, who already has a Nobel Peace Prize (for some reason), should be given an Ignoble Prize for Creating Traffic Jams after the mess he caused on the West Side on Tuesday afternoon.