Edward Cullen has nothing on Ashton Kutcher.
Over the weekend, filmmaker Phil Lord (“22 Jump Street”) tweeted a teaser for an alleged young adult thriller “MoonQuake Lake.” Starring Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, the fantasy epic centers on — what else — an unorthodox romance between a human and a supernatural being.
Featuring longing stares, clunky dialogue and Rihanna (because, why not?), the flick plays up every cheesy cliché that made “Twilight” one of cinema’s greatest guilty pleasures.
While “MoonQuake Lake” does give the vampire epic a run for its money, it won’t be hitting theaters anytime soon — at least not on its own. As Deadline reports, the parody trailer will be included in the upcoming “Annie” remake, in which the adorable orphan (Quvenzhané Wallis) attends a glitzy movie premiere.
Check out Kutcher, Kunis and RiRi in the over-the-top clip above.