Hondo, who snapped a five-game losing streak Wednesday night with the Reds, won his second straight Thursday when Sure-Bet Locke and the Pirates came through to reduce the accounts payable to 190 rolfes.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will go with the favored Yankees to quell some of the Metamucil hysteria — 10 units on Pineda.
Britt McHenry has been reinstated at ESPN, and not a minute too soon. According to the latest ratings the network was starting to lose viewership in that all-important demographic that consists of fans of foul-mouthed, self-important, bottle-blond elitists who attended an obscure university in Deland, Fla.
CORRECTION: Hondo has written that the sole purpose of the Clinton Global Initiative was to ensure that Bill Clinton was able to get his hands on as much global tail as humanly possible. It now appears, given the allegations in “Clinton Cash,” the CGI has another function: For Bill and Hillary to get their hands on as much global dough as humanly possible.
Hondo regrets the error.