Big Bart and the Mets fattened up against the Fish on Wednesday night in the Big Citi, which allowed Hondo to widen his bulbous wad to 3,789 brutons.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will make the Brave selection by going with Foltynewicz over the Pods — 20 units.
Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner, who reportedly is being investigated by Child Services, has lost his wife and his job as a columnist for the Daily News. What a shame: News readers no longer will be able to get that unique perspective only a flashing pervert can provide. … Word is A-Wad can’t figure out why Huma isn’t as forgiving as Hillary has been with Horndog Bill throughout their 40-year marriage. A-Wad apparently hasn’t familiarized himself with the Clintons’ fundamentals of political expediency.