An 82-year-old singer-songwriter from New York City is looking for a good time.
D’yan Forest says that while many of her friends have given up on sex, she’ll never stop craving intimacy.
“It ain’t over ’til the fat lady’s dead,” Forest told The Post with a chuckle.
The performer, who identifies as bisexual, sings about checking out the boys and girls on Tinder and says her desire to date is greater than ever.
“My friends who sit home with their old husbands or whatever, and watch television, they don’t want sex anymore. And I think it’s because they’re bored to death!” Forest said.
With song lyrics like, “I like a schlong that’s hard, or a snatch that’s ginger,” Forest isn’t coy about making her wants known.
“The older men my age don’t really interest me. They don’t think a woman is equal,” Forest told The Post, adding that it’s younger men who excite her.
Forest feels as though she connects more with younger men and loves conversing with them but feels as though she’s too old to attract them.
‘I would love to have sex. I’m not giving up hope.’
“It’s rough and I would love to have sex,” said Forest, adding, “I’m not giving up hope.”
Forest says she plans to go to meetups so that she can meet new people who share her interests.
She always puts on makeup and wears a distinctive hat so that she looks her best.
“I sometimes go out in the evenings, to a bar or a local place, where you sit around and talk,” she said.
Forest, who can sing in nine different languages, has traveled the world performing music, comedy and one-woman shows. She was married soon after graduating from Middlebury College, where she was the only Jewish student, and stayed with her husband for four years.
“I was a stupid virgin when I met him. If I had fooled around before marriage, I would have known not to marry him,” Forest told Lilith in March.
Now with years of experience under her belt, she’s hoping she can find a suitable partner who shares her zest for life.
“I’m just as vibrant emotionally, intellectually, sexually as I was in my 20s and 30s,” Forest said.
Video produced for the NY Post by Elettra Fiumi and Lea Khayata of Granny Cart Productions.