How great is 2017. Just when you thought it couldn’t get better after an $8 bottle was crowned the world’s best drop, wine on toast comes along. Step aside avocado, a thing called Drunk Jelly officially exists. What a time to be alive.
Regardless of its name, the spreadable take is actually a non-alcoholic jam, made by infusing it with wine.
According to the brand’s creators, “any excuse for adding more wine to our day seemed like a no brainer,” (mood) and that they wanted to “create the most tasty wine jelly ever using our favorite wines.”
And the breakfast-approved booze fun doesn’t stop there. They’ve made six other glorious flavors including merlot, cabernet sauvignon, pinot noir, moscato, pinot grigio and chardonnay. Available from Etsy, they cost around $9 a pop. Money well spent, we’d say.
Are you ready for more of this jelly? Here’s all the other rosé flavored fun you can throw some cash down for…
Natural deodorant
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUSAkNCF9W4/Organic beauty company Native made a rosé-scented deodorant as part of their “brunch scents” package, because who doesn’t want to smell like sangria, rosé or mimosas?
Gummy bears
When New York confectionary company Sugarfina first announced a rosé flavored batch of bears, they sold out in two hours and crashed the company’s website.
Millennial pink chocolate
The great minds at Los Angeles-based Compartés razzed up a blend of white chocolate and rosé and then topped it with edible crystallized rose petals. Yup.
Tinted lip balm
Bolstered with real wine, Labiotte’s Wine Lip Balm gives the lips a wash of color like you’ve just taken a sip. And really, who doesn’t like small shaped things?
Paris Hilton
Well, kind of. Her Rosé Rush fragrance comes in an hourglass shape and a glittery pink gown that is near identical to the outfit she wore to her 33rd birthday party.