The “Mad Pooper” shouldn’t let this offer go down the toilet.
Toilet paper brand Charmin has offered the serial pooper – who’s been unloading outside a Colorado Springs family’s home for several weeks – a year’s supply of toilet paper if she surrenders.
“If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her ‘runs,’” Charmin tweeted Wednesday, along with a poop emoji.
In a reply, the company also joked, “We’ll do what it takes to wipe away this messy situation!”
Fed-up mom Cathy Budde went to police after enduring seven weeks of a female jogger inexplicably taking craps outside her home – even though there’s a bathroom across the street.
Her kids first caught the culprit.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘Are you serious?’” Budde told KKTV. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
Budde said she believes the persistent pooper is doing it “intentionally.”
Police said an active investigation is ongoing. She could face criminal charges for defecating in public.