Is your friend a Taurus? Does he or she obsess over murder and watch way too much “CSI”?
There’s a good reason to be wary now.
The sleuths over at Britain’s the Mirror did a serial killer astrological sign round-up, finding that the majority of bloodthirsty evildoers are Taurus.
“[Taurus] are devoted, patient and hard-working, traits which can make for a great personality in someone who is stable and good-natured, and an evil manipulator in someone who is not,” according to the paper.
Among the psychos born between April 20 and May 20 are H.H. Holmes, America’s first modern serial killer; Michael Ryan, the man behind the Hungerford Massacre; David Copeland, the London Nail Bomber; Canadian child-killer Karla Homolka; cannibal Albert Fish, the “Werewolf of Wysteria”; Levi Bellfield, the British child-killer and rapist; Orville Lynn Majors; Robert Black, the Scottish serial killer and pedophile; Brit Steve Wright, and Martha Beck.
Here are notable killers for each sign of the zodiac:
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Lee Boyd Malvo, Joel Rifkin, Luis Alfredo Garavito
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos
Aries (March 21-April 19): Alexander Pichushkin, John Reginald Christie
Taurus (April 20-May 20): H.H. Holmes, Michael Ryan, Albert Fish, David Copeland, Levi Bellfield, Robert Black, Steve Wright, Orville Lynn Majors
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkowitz, Ted Kaczynski
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Robert Maudsley
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Myra Hindley, Anatoly Onoprienko
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Ed Gein, Albert DeSalvo, Henry Lee Lucas
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Fred West, Beverley Allitt
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Moses Sithole, Robert Pickton, Fritz Haarman
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Ted Bundy, Dennis Nilsen, Rose West
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): John Allen Muhammad, Harold Shipman, Stephen Griffiths