Maine artists make jewelry, gifts from moose poop

Are you looking for a present to cheer up a friend who is down in the dumps because of the coronavirus lockdown? Look no further!

Maine artist Mary Winchenbach created MooseTirds.com to showcase her and her friend Deb’s “novelty artworks” made from moose (and other animal) poop.

“We do our best to be kind to people, animals and the environment every day,” they note on the website. “We create fun pun products made with moose poop. We are currently incorporating new products with exotic tirds (sp) so keep checking in! … #WEGIVEACRAP!”

Items like “Dingleberry” ornaments, a Moose Poo Poo platter, fecal people and other scat-based creations are on sale at the site which notes, “Buy a Crapper Tee and get a lucky s— key chain on us!”

“All my turds are right on there with the prices, and click on ’em. They can let me know what they need for turds. I ship s— everywhere,” Winchenbach told Mother Nature Network.