Pass GO and collect $200 — but not as quickly as you used to with Monopoly’s new “Longest Game Ever” edition.
Truth be told, we discovered this hidden Amazon gem on TikTok and our jaws actually dropped. Not only have we been negotiating trades for Boardwalk and railroads since we were in elementary school, but we love a good ol’ board game revamp.
Iconically, the board game box features the classic Monopoly Man sleeping — holding an alarm clock — on a tortoise. If this doesn’t signal the game is slow, then we don’t know what would.
We know what you’re thinking: How is this edition different from regular Monopoly? Well, it has double the amount of spaces (just see the board for proof) and only one dice — so it’s impossible to roll a double and earn another turn.
Monopoly “Longest Game Ever” Edition, $35
The game doesn’t end until someone owns every single property, so get ready for a long game night. Pick up this Amazon Exclusive while it’s not sold out yet.
For this game, no auctions are allowed (in short, if you bought Boardwalk and someone bought Park Place, you’re at a loss). Also, each player receives money for landing on free parking.
Not to mention, this game has hilarious reviews. One person wrote “I played this once and it took six and a half years to complete. When finished, my baby was all grown up and my dog had died.”
Though we’re not in the dark days of quarantine anymore, this game is irreplaceable on a rainy day. Now, doesn’t an hours-long Monopoly game and a cup of hot coffee (snuggled under a throw blanket with the fireplace on) sound like the perfect chilly weather comfort?
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