The Diceman cometh again.
Andrew Dice Clay, 66, has seven huge shows lined up from December 2023 all the way up until April 2024.
That includes a pair of New York gigs for the Brooklyn native.
First up, “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane” star will headline at Huntington’s Paramount Theater on Sunday, Dec. 17.
Then, two months later, the leather jacket wearing comic head straight to the heart of the Big Apple when he swoops into Carnegie Hall on Thursday, Feb. 15.
And if you want to see the foul-mouthed, nursery rhyme reciting icon live this year and next, you can grab tickets for all Dice performances as soon as today.
At the time of publication, ticket prices start at $61 before fees on Vivid Seats.
Other shows have seats starting anywhere from $80 to $130 before fees.
Curious how much it’ll cost to chuckle with the man that sold Madison Square Garden two nights in a row back in 1990 at the venue closest to you?
Let’s get into it.
Our team has all the details you need and more about Andrew Dice Clay’s 2023-24 tour schedule below.
All prices listed above are subject to fluctuation.
Andrew Dice Clay 2023-24 tour schedule
A complete calendar including all tour dates, venues and links to the cheapest tickets available can be found here:
| Andrew Dice Clay tour dates | Ticket prices start at |
|---|---|
| Dec. 17 at The Paramount in Huntington, NY | $78 |
| Jan. 19, 2024 at the Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, FL | $129 |
| Jan. 20, 2024 at the Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, FL | $129 |
| Feb. 15, 2024 at Carnegie Hall in New York, NY | $61 |
| April 4, 2024 at Magoobys Joke House in Lutherville-Timonium, MD | $93 |
| April 5, 2024 at Magoobys Joke House in Lutherville-Timonium, MD | $102 |
| April 6, 2024 at Magoobys Joke House in Lutherville-Timonium, MD | $102 |
(Note: The New York Post confirmed all above prices at the publication time. All prices are in US dollars, subject to fluctuation and include additional fees at checkout.)
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Andrew Dice Clay comedy specials
These days, Dice can be found cutting it up on local news or on the street (check out his raucous Instagram for some truly wild clips).
However, years ago, he released a number of albums to much fanfare.
Here’s his discography:
“ADC: The Mixtape That Hates You” (1988)
“Dice” (1989)
“The Day the Laughter Died” (1990)
“Dice Rules” (1991)
“40 Too Long” (1992)
“The Day the Laughter Died, Part II” (1993)
“No Apologies” (1993)
“Filth” (1998)
“Face Down, A– Up” (2000)
“Indestructible” (2012)
As of now, Spotify only has two albums of his on their platform.
There’s the five-minute “Nursery Rhymes” (2023) and the 50-minute “Comedy King” (2023).
Comedians on tour in 2024
A number of household names will be bringing their no-holds barred brand of comedy to audiences all over North America.
Here are just five of our edgy favorites that you might love if you identify as a Dice fan.
• Dave Attell
• Anthony Jeselnik
• Jim Jefferies
• Jimmy Carr
Have you heard about the sprawling Netflix is a Joke Festival in Los Angeles? Take a peek at our story here for a closer look at all the 100+ performers taking the stage in early May 2024.