Biden and Dems’ total disconnect from reality: Whatever they say, trust the opposite is true

Dems keep flipping the script.

It’s always Opposite Day for them: Whatever they say, the opposite is the truth.

Up is down and black is white.

And because Democrats control most of the media, they get to make the truth whatever they want it to be.

So, after three years living in President Biden’s fantasy world, we finally have fallen through the looking glass with Alice in Wonderland, where nothing is what it is because everything is what it isn’t.

Herewith, some recent examples:

1. Russia: Vladimir Putin last week told a Russia-1 TV host that he prefers Biden to win the 2024 election over Donald Trump. Biden “is a more experienced, predictable person,” opined Vlad. “He is a politician of the old school.”

Dems — and the body-snatched Drudge Report — immediately cried “psy op.” Of course, when Putin said he preferred Trump over Hillary in 2016, they took the rotten Russki at his word and spent the next four years traducing Trump as a Russian agent.

Not this time. What Putin really means is he prefers Trump! The old KGB conman is using reverse psychology to trick voters into voting for Trump. I mean he couldn’t possibly support Biden, mouthpiece of the glorious US foreign policy Blob.

Ummm, except that under feckless, obstinate, vainglorious Biden, as was the case under Obama-Biden, Putin just strolled in and stole a big chunk of Ukraine. When Trump was in office, Putin kept his head down because he feared the consequences.

Trump deterred Russian aggression. Biden enabled it.

Putin sees a push-over

Putin probably shares the view of other rogue actors around the world who desire America’s downfall: Biden is an asset, whether he knows it or not.

Osama bin Laden felt the same way as Putin. The 9/11 mastermind instructed al Qaeda to shoot down any plane President Barack Obama might be aboard, but to make sure to spare Veep Joe because he believed Biden was such an idiot that, when he automatically inherited the presidency after Obama’s demise, he would wreck America all on his own.

“They are not to target visits by US Vice President Biden,” bin Laden wrote to his minions in a May 2010 letter discovered in his terrorist hideout in Pakistan after he was liquidated by SEAL Team Six. “The groups will remain on the lookout for Obama or [Gen. David] Petraeus,” bin Laden wrote.

“The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there.

“Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis.”

2. Border invasion: It’s all the Republicans’ fault. Biden invited illegal migrants to “surge” the border even before he took office. He promised he wouldn’t deport anyone and dismantled Trump’s “cruel” border protection policies by executive order on Day One.

The invasion was by design: “By the way, guess what, they’re the reason — the legal as well as the undocumented [migrants] — are the reason why our society is functioning,” he said in 2020. “We … act like it’s a burden. It is not a burden … We can afford to do this.”

And when 8 million military-age men from the Third World took him up on his offer, he foisted them on blue cities, where they proceeded to commit mayhem — and then he counted on his Democratic satraps to keep their traps shut even as their constituents revolted.

But, sure, it’s the Republicans’ fault because they refused to sign onto legislation that would formalize the invasion. In the immortal words of Van Jones: “It is now the Republicans’ open border.”

3. Impeachment: US Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) says Republicans have “cheapened impeachment.” Puh-leeze.

Party of hypocrites

Democrats were vowing to impeach Trump before he even entered the White House. They impeached him the first chance they got for Biden’s sins and then they impeached him again even after he lost the election. Now they’re trying to lock him up in four different Democratic jurisdictions.

Raskin’s mini-me, Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY), a Levi Strauss heir, accused Republicans of “cheapening the solemn responsibility of impeachment. They will come to regret this.”

Hello? No, it’s Democrats who currently are in regret mode. They are reaping what they have sown. When they destroyed the norms of fair play on Capitol Hill to get Trump, they devalued the currency of impeachment and turned it into a glorified no confidence motion. It will never be restored to its former stature, and certainly not by schmoozing naïve self-described “principled” Republicans.

It’s broken. Deal with it.

4. Fani Willis: Feminist hero. You go, girl! Fani is strong, smart and a HERO for women and democracy! The Atlanta DA who is trying to toss Trump in jail was caught installing her unqualified married lover as special prosecutor in the case on an inflated salary that she helped him spend on long lunches and luxury vacations in Belize and Aruba — and then she allegedly lied about it to the court.

Forced to testify in her own defense last week while wearing a hot pink dress backwards, Willis ranted, she raved, she took umbrage, she filibustered, she philosophized.

“By showing her grief and rage, she humanizes herself before [an audience] sympathetic to the horrors of a Black professional’s love life aired like a reality television show before the American public as a Trump defendant’s legal ploy,” the Guardian declared.

Not peachy in Georgia

Most Democrats are “dreading the possibility” that Willis’ chance to “impose justice on the powerful” may be slipping through their fingers and that what they believe is their best chance to lock up the former president before the American people can vote for him again has been jeopardized.

They complain that Willis is the victim of a political witch hunt. Pot, meet kettle.

5. Weekend at Bernie’s: Biden is “sharp, fit and on his game.”

He is “probing, exacting, and quite detail_oriented, and focused,” according to border concierge Alejandro Mayorkas.

That’s almost as funny as Kamala Harris declaring that everyone who sees her “walks away fully aware of my capacity to lead.”

At least the Dems’ topsy-turvy world has a funny side.