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No Joey Chestnut at this year’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest and no Team USA at the 2024 Copa America soccer tournament.
Chestnut was barred after signing with Impossible Foods and the Copa Bananas came up empty.
On the bright side, our two great patriots are ironing out the details for their debate rematch.
President Biden would prefer the debate begin at 10 a.m. while Donald Trump is hoping for a 2 a.m. start.
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The Nats host the Mets at 11 a.m. so this game lands squarely in President Biden’s wheelhouse.
Jose Quintana is 2-0 in his last three starts, allowing three runs, fanning 21 over 16 ¹/₃ innings.
The Nats Jake Irvin throws off back-to-back gems, giving up two runs on just four hits, striking out 15 over 12 innings on the road.
Nevertheless, Irvin is 1-5 at home.
$50 on the Mets.
Texas is toast and so are we.
Manny Machado and David Peralta homered and the Padres cherry bombed the Strangers 6-4.
Down -1,006 kobayashis.