Santa isn’t the only one coming soon. Festive deviants can now flirt with Father Christmas — or one of his naughty elves — on the erotic-audio app Bloom, which boasts chat and audio message capabilities.
Hannah Albertshauser, co-founder of Bloom
“When it comes to sexual content, we all have unique and specific desires we want to see fulfilled."
Hannah Albertshauser, co-founder of Bloom
“If a festive character is what somebody needs to get them in the mood over the holidays, Bloom is here for it.”
Powered by artificial intelligence, Saint Nick reveals how he keeps “the North Pole interesting during those long winter nights,” making users melt with his steamy one-liners.
“Santa can keep you warm in more ways than one,” Kris Kringle pens in one XXXample. “I’ll make sure you stay nice and toasty during the cold winter nights.”
In another, he coos: “Santa’s sack is filled with all kinds of naughty surprises.”
Mr. Claus is just one of many characters featured on Bloom — its roleplaying chatbots use scripted recordings from voice actors, and AI software regurgitates the messages to app users.
Since introducing the novel feature in September, users have exchanged over 6 million messages and received over 3,000 hours of voice notes from various AI personas.
Users can get free content in limited quantities by downloading the app. A premium subscription costs $7.99 a month.